Bernard Over Flowers

Once again

I'm stupid

i 'woke' up from my bed at 4a.m.

din sleep actually

cause i was thinking so hard how to on9 for the past few days

i even thought of stealing neighbour's line if they were using wifi

or get a freaking long LAN cable

=________="

yea i know. stupid rite

and i found out the easiest way

just connect to internet using other ppl's ID

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CANT UPLOAD NOW

>.<

as i was at kampar cyber cafe last week

i noticed something worth talking about

PORNOgraphy! =D

(Maria Ozawa. Japan AV model ma)

OH COME ON!

WHICH GUY HAVEN'T WATCH PORN BEFORE ; U TELL ME!

not even a glimpse?

swear to God i will chop off his dick

hahahahahahah

ok here's wat happened

there was this guy. a foreigner

he sat next to me

at 1st, he was looking at those Quran sentences 

so i was thinking

"wah.. so holy.. reading it here..."

oh.. i was playing DotA of course

so after an hour of the game (relaxing)

i looked at his comp

and i saw him surfing few porno websites

=__________="

holy kononya

zzzzzzzzz

and so the next thing he did was

open up few "holy" websites to act as a 'cover' for those sites

whenever someone passes behind him

(alertnya dia. hahahahaha)

and i just couldn't understand something

why would someone go to pornography websites

to view/watch videos of them

no no.. HE WAS LISTENING TO THEM MOANING

I BET HE WAS DOING THAT!

oh plz.. i wasn't enjoing it

i was too busy playing DotA to choi him

HAHA

i mean.. wat the hell

listening to girls moaning like that at cc

nice meh??????

WAIT I RECALLED

IT WAS A IRANIAN PORN WEBSITE!

(tina yuzuki. also a jap AV model)

oh well. bac to me

i don like porn

i don get.. why ppl like porn

it's something you watch. but u cant get the chick rite.unreal.

so why watch?

since i was an anime/series collector

everyone ASSUMES i own tons of porn

=________=" 

NO DUDES/CHICKS! I DON HAVE PORN!

Reason is:

I won't let porno affect my scarce space for series and anime

thats it

PS: For those who wants to masturbate or get aroused or watevashityouwannado,

don rely on porn so much people. use your FUCKING IMAGINATION la!!!!

what happens when ur married and u cant get aroused on your 1st nite?

will u say "oh sweetie, let me watch some porn 1st okay? i need it or i cant get aroused"

and i will wonder wat ur spouse will do =))))