When sex is fun

I WAN A HOOKER!

i meant, HOOKAH! =p

SO.. CHOOSE FOR ME!

HOOKER OR HOOKAH!?

seriously, those are 2 different 'things'

A HOOKER

is

YEA! a WHORE!!!!

Maria Ozawa would a GOOD CHOICE!

but

hmmmm...

on second thoughts, nahhh

she's a high class bitch

i cant afford her =p

would cost me a fortune just to spend few minutes with her LOL

why a HOOKER??

well i guess sex with a stranger should be fun

not necessary a stranger geh..

since u can have sex with a same hooker next time....

maybe a fuck buddy or...

ppl usually use the name,

FUck BUddy (FUBU)

but hor

it sounds weird though

sounds like Bloated Fish

EWWWWW! I DON WANNA HAVE SEX WITH A BLOATED FISH!

&

i just found out something

wow!!! A LOGO

for

FUCK BUDDY!!

O.O

COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

imagine wearing these tee-shirts walking around the street

saying we're FUBU's

o.O

i wonder if FUBU applies to gays....

hmmmmm

FUBU WANTED!

Yummy 2 Gays only!

ok

my mind is corrupted >.<

it's actually a freaking brand

shiet

i deviated so much

till i forgot to explain wat is a

HOOKAH!

sounds like HOOKER RITE???

no kidding

hookah is actually

yea, a shisha =.="

originates from india

no wonder it sounds like Hooker =p

The hookah operates by water filtration and indirect heat. It is used for smoking fruits although some people have now used hookahs to smoke other items such as hashish or marijuana products (wiki)

So... CHOOSE FOR ME!!!

pretty plzzzzzz.... =)

or

can i have both? =p

In the Jungle

3.56 AM

biological clock screwed up

class at 10 AM till 4PM

oh well

kampar lifestyle

had been doing craps lately

spending most of my time in my room

watching shows

reading newspaper/manga

chatting on9

*28th Oct 09*

Formatting laptops in my room =D

oh, i've always wanted to own few comps in my own room

though it was just temporary

i was still happy. hahahaha!

Yy & Jill's laptop

formatted both to Windows 7

both as good as new =)

damn! once again i did a great job =p

*29th Oct 09*

had a cold today

slept earlier

so, couldn't sleep now

still wide awake

&

had been thinking alot lately

minus all those craps

i decided to watch a movie

I chose

The Bucket List

(lazy to find a bigger image)

why?

dunno..

i have too many movies

spoilt by choices

heard it was good

but i think it was an OK show

stomach was growling

i just couldn't ignore it

boiled water

and

made a cup of

Earl Grey tea

&

Cooked Maggi

(ahem.. ahem)

4 days to digest huh? =p

i don always eat instant noodles

so nvm gua.....

There..

a cup of Dilmah's Earl Grey & Maggi Curry

was multi tasking as well

eating

listening to the radio,

watching The Bucket List,

&

playing Cafe World,

er....

not my mine obviously, Lol

i use other ppl's account to play their games

weird huh?

my phone died today

there, my 1st ever phone, nokia 3200

bought it secretly =p

was with me for 5 years

time to let go =(((((

may she rest in peace

&

i wasn't watching documentary

it was a scene from the show

=D

Everybody Lies

When i watch House

i will learn a lot of things

one famous phrase was

"Everybody lies"

type it and u see 'House' will top the list

be it small, huge, white, black or wateva lie it is

everybody lies for a reason

&

i mean everybody

denying having affairs

denying taking drugs

denying facts that might cause them to die

Why people lie?

well

most probably

to protect something important to the person

Dignity

Life

Love

Friendship

Understanding

(anything u wanna add on)

House has to keep reminding himself

that people do lie no matter wat

& he cant believe it all the time

because it can mislead to few things like

losing trust in someone

or

misunderstandings

or

wrong diagnosis

well, not to say he doesn't lie

he tries not to lie so often

unless the person is in danger

& to get things done

so

he lies like a bastard most of the time

violating procedures and stuff

just to save a person's life

so much for being ethical as a doctor

haha

so, wat do u think about lying?

me?

i'm very sorry

i'm a liar as well

cause i don trust ppl that easily

sometimes i lie to see

their actions

or

reactions

or

to prevent something from happening

of course it leads to a lot of misunderstandings

but well

that's just me

sometimes i pretend that i do not know what shit is happening

but actually i do know

it just saves a lot of time

by

NOT DOING ANYTHING

or should i say

pretending to be blur of something

depending on the situation of course

You don ever lie?

oh please, come on people!!

lets see

how bout to ur parents/gf/bf/frens?? lol

there there, we all do the same thing especially to our parents rite?

not telling them the truth

nah, we don wan them to get worried and stuff ma

but how many parents would ever understand us teenagers(i assume) rite?

sad, but true

"more devoted, more reason to lie"

"cause truth hurts sometimes, so we lie"

Judge or hate me all you guys want

i have my own reasons for doing so

selfish?

hahaha, i wonder =)

since people nowadays won't really listen to explanations

oh well...

PS: no offense, I'm not trying to incite hatred to anyone but just pointing out my views and expressing what i'm feeling

The ultimate Woman is a Man

I'm serious about the title

still find me wrong about it???

continue reading then..

if u wanna be in denial

just leave this page =)

u happy, me happy

^^

so

we have a pair of chromosome

Men = XY

Women = XX

WE all began as FEMALE

and then the Y chromosome differentiate male fetuses

but

sometimes it doesn't work...

cause the body is immune to Testosterone (male hormone)

due to tumor or wateva shiet

estrogen then comes in and create

an

ASTOUNDINGLY PERFECT WOMAN

from genes designed for a male

into....

this

woooooo.... hot huh

now,

reality is cruel huh

sounds wrong too

well

it wouldn't even surprise me

if Megan Fox says she's a man

wei

u don need surgery to become a woman wor

not good meh??? esp for trannys...

Hello.....

Miss Tiffanys' are freaking pretty okay....

too bad they still have chromosome Y

just more X

darn... couldn't get better pics

i received few emails bout them

next time ba

if that happens la.. IF

u will have all features of a woman

talk like a woman

long hair

perky breast

awesome body

nice ass

purrrrrrfect =)

opps, forgot something. u still cant get pregnant =)

cause u wont have ur period

i wonder if in future

scientists will create a medication that allows

men's body to be immune to testosterone

O.O

So, do u still think the Ultimate Woman is a Man?

DO SPEND SOME TIME READING IT. SERIOUSLY

Got this from a friend's friend note and find it pretty interesting...it is long,but worth it i think

PARTNERS & MARRIAGE

Eduardo Calasanz was a student at the Ateneo de Manila University, Philippines, where he had Father Ferriols as professor. Father Ferriols, at that time, was the Philosophy department head. Currently he still teaches Philosophy for graduating college students in Ateneo.

Father Ferriols has been very popular for his mind opening and enriching classes but was also notorious for the grades he gives. Still people took his classes for the learning and deep insight they take home with them every day (if only they could do something about the grades...)

Anyway, come grade giving time, (Ateneo has letter grading systems, the highest being an A, lowest at D, with F for flunk), Fr Ferriols had this long discussion with the registrar people because he wanted to give Calasanz an A+. Either that or he doesn't teach at all...Calasanz got his A+. Read the paper below to find out why.

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PARTNERS AND MARRIAGE

By Eduardo Jose E. Calasanz

I have never met a man who didn't want to be loved. But I have seldom met a man who didn't fear marriage. Something about the closure seems constricting, not enabling. Marriage seems easier to understand for what it cuts out of our lives than for what it makes possible within our lives.

When I was younger this fear immobilized me. I did not want to make a mistake. I saw my friends get married for reasons of social acceptability, or sexual fever, or just because they thought it was the logical thing to do. Then I watched, as they and their partners became embittered and petty in their dealings with each other. I looked at older couples and saw, at best, mutual toleration of each other. I imagined a lifetime of loveless nights and bickering and could not imagine subjecting myself or someone else to such a fate.

And yet, on rare occasions, I would see old couples who somehow seemed to glow in each other's presence. They seemed really in love, not just dependent upon each other and tolerant of each other's foibles. It was an astounding sight, and it seemed possible. How, I asked myself, can they have survived so many years of sameness, so much irritation at the others habits? What keeps love alive in them, when most of us seem unable to even stay together, much less love each other?

The central secret seems to be in choosing well. There is something to the claim of fundamental compatibility. Good people can create a bad relationship, even though they both dearly want the relationship to succeed.

It is important to find someone with whom you can create a good relationship from the outset. Unfortunately, it is hard to see clearly in the early stages. Sexual hunger draws you to each other and colors the way you see yourselves together. It blinds you to the thousands of little things by which relationships eventually survive or fail. You need to find a way to see beyond this initial overwhelming sexual fascination. Some people choose to involve themselves sexually and ride out the most heated period of sexual attraction in order to see what is on the other side.

This can work, but it can also leave a trail of wounded hearts. Others deny the sexual side altogether in an attempt to get to know each other apart from their sexuality. But they cannot see clearly, because the presence of unfulfilled sexual desire looms so large that it keeps them from having any normal perception of what life would be like together.

The truly lucky people are the ones who manage to become long-time friends before they realize they are attracted to each other. They get to know each other's laughs, passions, sadness, and fears. They see each other at their worst and at their best. They share time together before they get swept up into the entangling intimacy of their sexuality.

This is the ideal, but not often possible. If you fall under the spell of your sexual attraction immediately, you need to look beyond it for other keys to compatibility. One of these is laughter. Laughter tells you how much you will enjoy each others company over the long term.

If your laughter together is good and healthy and not at the expense of others, then you have a healthy relationship to the world. Laughter is the child of surprise. If you can make each other laugh, you can always surprise each other. And if you can always surprise each other, you can always keep the world around you new.

Beware of a relationship in which there is no laughter. Even the most intimate relationships based only on seriousness have a tendency to turn sour. Over time, sharing a common serious viewpoint on the world tends to turn you against those who do not share the same viewpoint, and your relationship can become based on being critical together.

After laughter, look for a partner who deals with the world in a way you respect. When two people first get together, they tend to see their relationship as existing only in the space between the two of them. They find each other endlessly fascinating, and the overwhelming power of the emotions they are sharing obscures the outside world. As the relationship ages and grows, the outside world becomes important again. If your partner treats people or circumstances in a way you can't accept, you will eninevitably come to grief. Look at the way she cares for others and deals with the daily affairs of life. If that makes you love her more, your love will grow. If it does not, be careful. If you do not respect the way you each deal with the world around you, eventually the two of you will not respect each other.

Look also at how your partner confronts the mysteries of life. We live on the cusp of poetry and practicality, and the real life of the heart resides in the poetic. If one of you is deeply affected by the mystery of the unseen in life and relationships, while the other is drawn only to the literal and the practical, you must take care that the distance does not become an unbridgeable gap that leaves you each feeling isolated and misunderstood.

There are many other keys, but you must find them by yourself. We all have unchangeable parts of our hearts that we will not betray and private commitments to a vision of life that we will not deny.

If you fall in love with someone who cannot nourish those inviolable parts of you, or if you cannot nourish them in her, you will find yourselves growing further apart until you live in separate worlds where you share the business of life, but never touch each other where the heart lives and dreams. From there it is only a small leap to the cataloging of petty hurts and daily failures that leaves so many couples bitter and unsatisfied with their mates.

So choose carefully and well. If you do, you will have chosen a partner with whom you can grow, and then the real miracle of marriage can take place in your hearts. I pick my words carefully when I speak of a miracle. But I think it is not too strong a word. There is a miracle in marriage. It is called transformation.

Transformation is one of the most common events of nature. The seed becomes the flower. The cocoon becomes the butterfly. Winter becomes spring and love becomes a child. We never question these, because we see them around us every day. To us they are not miracles, though if we did not know them they would be impossible to believe.

Marriage is a transformation we choose to make. Our love is planted like a seed, and in time it begins to flower. We cannot know the flower that will blossom, but we can be sure that a bloom will come.

If you have chosen carefully and wisely, the bloom will be good. If you have chosen poorly or for the wrong reason, the bloom will be flawed. We are quite willing to accept the reality of negative transformation in a marriage. It was negative transformation that always had me terrified of the bitter marriages that I feared when I was younger. It never occurred to me to question the dark miracle that transformed love into harshness and bitterness. Yet I was unable to accept the possibility that the first heat of love could be transformed into something positive that was actually deeper and more meaningful than the heat of fresh passion. All I could believe in was the power of this passion and the fear that when it cooled I would be left with something lesser and bitter.

But there is positive transformation as well. Like negative transformation, it results from a slow accretion of little things. But instead of death by a thousand blows, it is growth by a thousand touches of love. Two histories intermingle. Two separate beings, two separate presence, two separate consciousness come together and share a view of life that passes before them. They remain separate, but they also become one.

There is an expansion of awareness, not a closure and a constriction, as I had once feared. This is not to say that there is not tension and there are not traps. Tension and traps are part of every choice of life, from celibate to monogamous to having multiple lovers.. Each choice contains within it the lingering doubt that the road not taken is somehow more fruitful and exciting, and each becomes dulled to the richness that it alone contains.

But only marriage allows life to deepen and expand and be leavened by the knowledge that two have chosen, against all odds, to become one. Those who live together without marriage can know the pleasure of shared company, but there is a specific gravity in the marriage commitment that deepens that experience into something richer and more complex.

So do not fear marriage, just as you should not rush into it for the wrong reasons. It is an act of faith and it contains within it the power of transformation. If you believe in your heart that you have found someone with whom you are able to grow, if you have sufficient faith that you can resist the endless attraction of the road not taken and the partner not chosen, if you have the strength of heart to embrace the cycles and seasons that your love will experience, then you may be ready to seek the miracle that marriage offers. If not, then wait. The easy grace of a marriage well made is worth your patience. When the time comes, a thousand flowers will bloom...endlessly.

when sarcasm fails

not a good day

i love windows 7 compared to windows vista/xp

so i tried different ways of installing it

ended up

i reinstalled both for more than 10 times

each formatting takes around 45mins

and being a perfectionist in comp doesn't help to lessen the burden

well, at least now i know what i should or shouldn't do

and my nose has been singing since yesterday nite

great day huh

downloads were fcked up

cause my connection was being a bitch

yup

just another great day

(jackass & jackass 2)

love this pic. took a day before he went off

thanks boo

chatted with ccy

ugh, as usual, he was busy with studies and stuffs

guess he just became a lifeless nerd

HAHAHAHAHA

and damn he's good when he knows something went wrong

well

just couldn't hide it from him

no, i wont anyway...

&

i hate it when he was right about it

lol

at least he trusts me =)

PS: I'm still in love with Mac =D

i wanna be hiro nakamura. i wan his ability

O.O

these days

always takei at infinity

why?

cause i wont be able to play so much in Kampar any more

what a good way of spending time huh, lol

OMG!!!! ACCIDENT! =(

hahahahahaha, just kidding la

today

forgot to switch off my headlights

and it went on for hours >.<

thank god eugene informed me

if not.. GG!!!

see, noobs like me

knows no shit about cars >.<

thank god again for victor's 'jump start' cables as well

had to reverse the car using strength

ended up macam ini.

the pros helping out

and see that hand??? ->>>>>>>>

itu adrian

spectator & cheerleader =p

HAHAHAHAHA

oh well,

nothing much happened thanks to the pro's

=))))

crumbles

(hahahaha, i look like a hamster =D)

yinyin took this pic =p

instead of going hiatus for days

eventually it was for weeks

well, kinda needed it actually

went to penang few days ago

pics? urgh, lazy to get it from fb HAHA

oh, i tried something that day

i tried shisha-ing >.<

well.. not on purpose

Kat persistently asked me to try

it was her birthday, sensing no harm..............

so, i puffed like a noob >.<

don worry, i still wont smoke ciggy =)))

Duck meat for Rm4

i was walking BLINDLY around the city(i think)

after i sent Jill & Ashleey to bus station

called Adrian

he guided me to this shop

quite nice, but i forgot to take a pic of the shop =.="

kinda nice, meat is not too tender

soft, just right with the gravy

for dinner

which was around 10pm >.<

walked around again

and ended up at a hawker centre

ugh, don ask me which road

but i can remember where geh....

Hawaiian chicken pizza with extra cheese!

(Rm 8)

eh, nice lor

Adrian was the one who recommended it

smart enough to take a pic of the hawker stall as well =D

there. wood fire pizza

yea

i kinda love it

especially the cheese

being gluttonous

i ate it while it was just off the oven

and burned my tongue =.="

well, for this trip

i gotta thank Aunty Veronica

she helped us so much

driving us here and there

though i was quite sad cause i did not go to Air Itam for the laksa

=.="

argh!

screw it!

there's always next time =D

I'll go hiatus for few days

ciao

just great

i know i'm outdated

fell in love with this song

when i 1st heard it 2 days ago

Body Language
Artist: Jesse McCartney ft . T - Pain
Composer: Album: Departure (Re - released)

Ooo, that body's like music to my ear
Ooo, that body's like music to my ear
Ooo, that body's like music to my ear
'Cause what you want is right here

Oh she, oh she so international
The way, the way she get it on the floor
I'm tryin', I'm tryin' to holler at you
I want to get to know you better

Parlez vous francais?
Konichiwa
Come and move in my way
Hey, little chica from Guadeloupe
That thing you got behind you is amazing

Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
The way she moves around
When she grinds to the beat
Breaking it down articulately
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body

That make me want to say hey...('ey!)
Hey...('ey!)
Hey...('ey!)
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
C'mon

Shorty, let me whisper in your ear
Tell you everything you wanna hear
You got my vote: Hottest Girl of the Year
Let's have a celebration, baby

Parlez vous francais?
Konichiwa
Come and move in my way
Hey, little chica from Guadeloupe
That thing you got behind you is amazing

Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense
Body Language lyrics on
http://music.yeucahat.com/song/English/53096-Body-Language~Jesse-McCartney-ft-T-Pain.html
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
The way she moves around
When she grinds to the beat
Breaking it down articulately
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body

That make me want to say hey...('ey!)
Hey...('ey!)
Hey...('ey!)
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
C'mon

I'm lifting up my voice to say
You're the hottest girl in the world today
The way you shake
You got me losing my mind
You're banging like a speakerbox
Turn around; the party stops
Universal lady, let me take you away

Now, I don't speak Spanish, Japanese or French
But the way that body's talkin' definitely makes sense now
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's the way she moves around
When she grinds to the beat
Breaking it down articulately
It's her, her body, her body, her body language
It's her, her body, her body, her body

You make me want to say hey...('ey!)
Hey...('ey!)
Hey...('ey!)
It's her, her body, body, body language
C'mon

Ooo, that body's like music to my ear
Ooo, that body's like music to my ear
Ooo, that body's like music to my ear
'Cause what you want is right here

Naivety kills.... seriously.....

went to KBox the other day

with Myke, Mabel, Rocky, Vic & Yinyin

sang our lungs out

>.<

oh oh..

u wanna know a good place to cut hair? =D

if u wanna know....

i'll intro u to a place.. okie??

my blueberry yogurt kat black canyon

OK... so hor...

bout the cutting hair thingy

that place is actually

KBOX!!

i'm serious

ahem.. introducing... MABEL the hair stylist.

she's pro. don pray pray~

Mabel: miss lai yin yin, apa macam u mau potong rambut kau? potong sikit aje?

Yinyin: er, macam ini... macam itu lor...

*mulalah sesi gunting rambut kat Kbox*

yinyin: (hmmm, i wonder how good will i look after this) =p

*PELANGGAN JANGAN LUPA BAWA EXTRA KERTAS

Kotorkan bilik karaoke tak baiklah....*

Mabel: ish, jangan move ur head here and there la

Yinyin: ok boss... okie.. i mau tengok rupa i saje...

*during halfway of the trimming session*

Mabel: (hmmmm, gunting macam ni kot untuk style dia...)

sementara sesi trimming....

pelanggan lain boleh nyanyi lagu dahulu!!

servis yang bagus kan!?????

O.O pelanggan ini hanya tau nyanyi saje

Myke was so into Sammi cheng =.="

*trimming session ending soon*

yinyin: helllooooo, do i look good? i know i look good =D

Hair residue... hmmmm... those hor...

all went into ash tray =pppppp

OK...

we had a great day

sang tons of songs

altering lyrics of the song

especially seconhand's serenade's fall for u

omg man.. u guys are really damn good LOL

PS: all the captions above.... are additional stuffs added by meeeeee =D

&&&&&&

APPOINTMENTS CAN BE MADE BY CONTACTING

Miss Mabel

the Professional Hair Stylist =D